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You are the only mystery worth solving. There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick. Thank you, Strax. And if I’m ever in need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you’ll certainly be the first to know. No idea. Just do what I do: hold tight and pretend […]

There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick. Look at me. No plans, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don’t have: anything to lose. So, if you’re sitting up there with your silly little spaceships and your silly little guns and you’ve any […]

No, not the hugging. I’m against the hugging. That’s a relief. I hate babysitters. Are you taller? Why? Do you have to reach a high shelf? When this is all over, you can find a shoulder to cry on. But for now, you need me. The Doctor. Nosey parker. I am totally against bantering. What […]

I’ve lived for over 2000 years and not all of them have been good. I’ve made many mistakes… and it’s about time that I did something about that. Kidneys! I have kidneys. And I don’t like the colour. Please just… just see me. So you’ve got a room for not being awake in. What’s the […]