Grapes are red

No, not the hugging. I’m against the hugging. That’s a relief. I hate babysitters. Are you taller? Why? Do you have to reach a high shelf? When this is all over, you can find a shoulder to cry on. But for now, you need me. The Doctor. Nosey parker. I am totally against bantering. What do you think of the new look? I was hoping for ‘minimalism’, but I think I came up with ‘magician’. Be a pal and tell me, Am I a good man? Well, you’re very similar heights. Maybe you should wear labels. Soon, I expect. Or later. One of those.